DARK CONSPIRACY INVOLVING

ELECTRICAL POWER COMPANIES

Rewritten by the Quantum Mechanic

(Author Unknown)

Updated 8/7/88 W0PN

For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to

believe they were in business to supply electricity to the

consumer, a service for which they charge a substantial rate. The

recent accidental acquisition of secret records from a well known

power company has led to a massive research campaign which

positively explodes several myths and exposes the massive hoax

which has been perpetrated upon the public by the power companies.

The most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs

emitted light; in actuality, these 'light' bulbs actually absorb

DARK which is then transported back to the power generation

stations via wire networks. A more descriptive name has now been

coined; the new scientific name for the device is DARKSUCKER.

This newsletter introduces a brief synopsis of the darksucker

theory, which proves the existence of dark and establishes the

fact that dark has great mass, and further, that dark particle

(the anti-photon) is the fastest known particle in the universe.

Apparently, even the celebrated Dr. Albert Einstein did not

suspect the truth.. that just as COLD is the absence of HEAT,

LIGHT is actually the ABSENCE of DARK... scientists have now

proven that light does not really exist!

The basis of the darksucker theory is that electric light bulbs

suck dark. Take for example, the darksuckers in the room where

you are right now. There is much less dark right next to the

darksuckers than there is elsewhere, demonstrating their limited

range. The larger the darksucker, the greater its capacity to

suck dark. Darksuckers in a parking lot or on a football field

have a much greater capacity than the ones in used in the home,

for example.

It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate

on a celestial scale; witness the Sun. Our Sun makes use of dense

dark, sucking it in from all the planets and intervening dark

space. Naturally, the Sun is better able to suck dark from the

planets which are situated closer to it, thus explaining why those

planets appear brighter than do those which are far distant from

the Sun.

Occasionally, the Sun actually over sucks; under those

conditions, dark spots appear on the surface of the Sun.

Scientists have long studied these 'sunspots' and are only

recently beginning to realize that the dark spots represent leaks

of high pressure dark because the Sun has over sucked dark to such

an extent that some dark actually leaks back into space. This

leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes problems with

radio communications here on Earth due to collisions between the

dark particles as they stream out into space at high velocity via

the black 'holes' in the surface of the Sun.

As with all manmade devices, darksuckers have a finite lifetime

caused by the fact that they are not 100% efficient at

transmitting collected dark back to the power company via the

wires from your home, causing dark to build up slowly within the

device. Once they are full of accumulated dark, they can no

longer suck. This condition can be observed by looking for the

black spot on a full darksucker when it has reached maximum

capacity of un-transmitted dark... you have surely noticed that

dark completely surrounds a full darksucker because it no longer

has the capacity to suck any dark at all.

A candle is a primitive darksucker. A new candle has a white

wick. You will notice that after the first use the wick turns

black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it.

If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the

tip will turn black because it got in the way of the dark flowing

into the candle. It is of no use to plug a candle into an

electrical outlet; it can only collect dark.. it has no

transmission capabilities. Unfortunately, these primitive

darksuckers have a very limited range and are hazardous to operate

because of the intense heat produced.

There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights. The bulbs

in these devices collect dark which is passed to a dark storage

unit called a battery. When the dark storage unit is full, it

must be either emptied (a process called 'recharging') or replaced

before the portable darksucker can continue to operate. If you

break open a battery, you will find dense black dark inside,

evidence that it is actually a compact dark storage unit.